areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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