the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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