Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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