Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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