I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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