life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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