Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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