The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize