the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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