Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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