I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
