I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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