So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I can't turn off my feet"
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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