also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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