You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
