Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Randomize
