Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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