guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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