we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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