i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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