I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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