Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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