I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
