Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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