...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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