"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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