Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
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