I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize