I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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