Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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