I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
youre lurking in front of me
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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