Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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