i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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