i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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