Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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