he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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