btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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