we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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