Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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