But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Randomize
