It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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