So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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