I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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