I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Did you pee in the oven last night??
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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