its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
he high fived his dick after we had sex
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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