That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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