exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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