But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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