what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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