youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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