Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Randomize
