In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Still dying that you shit outside
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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