shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
The adults are the big ones right?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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