Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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