It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
We need a shit load of segways right now
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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