Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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