Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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