I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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